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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess...

Bubblegum
DoppleMe

"Will you marry me?"

The Princess said "NO!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played golf, and slept with women half his age, and drank beer, and scotch and had tons of money in the bank, and scratched his b*lls without criticism and left the toilet seat up goddamnit.

The end

 

it made me laugh anyway : )

Posted on: June 27, 2010 - 11:25am
hazeleyes
DoppleMe

After reading that, I'm jolly well glad the princess said no, hehehe.

Very good Bubblegum

Hope you're enjoying this fab weather with the kids.

Take care

Alison

x

Posted on: June 27, 2010 - 8:55pm
Louise
Parenting specialist DoppleMe

Ha ha, that is the antidote to the other prince and princess joke that I have seen where the frog tells the princess that he is a prince in disguise and asks her to kiss him so he can be transformed and marry her. He outlines what her duties might then be (to include the usual cooking and cleaning) Cut to Scene Two, where the princess is just finishing a delicious meal of....frogs legs, lol.

Posted on: June 28, 2010 - 7:03am
Bubblegum
DoppleMe

We have been enjoying the weather thanx, we've been out and about in the sun, my daily bike rides have been gorgeous, I've been finding out of the way tracks and exploring them, all over Snowdonia, Gwynedd in general : )

I wish we could have scorching hot all year and then snow at winter, really I should be living in Spain and wintering in Andora or something, but alas I don't have the money : )

Posted on: June 28, 2010 - 7:26am
Louise
Parenting specialist DoppleMe

Aha Bubblegum, you secretly want to be James Bond!

Posted on: June 28, 2010 - 7:34am
Anna
Parenting specialist DoppleMe

But Gum........Bubblegum (did you notice the Bond reference!!), if you had scorching sun and then wintery snow, you would miss the beauty of spring flowers and autumn leaves, awww you couldn't do that!

Apparently Slovakia has it all, every season as it should be!

Posted on: June 28, 2010 - 10:26am