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I thought we could have a fun thread for over the holidays to check into. I will post corny jokes on here and one or two interesting and fun things to have a look at.
First a little quote for you:
It's true, Christmas can feel like a lot of work, particularly for mothers. But when you look back on all the Christmases in your life, you'll find you've created family traditions and lasting memories. Those memories, good and bad, are really what help to keep a family together over the long haul.
Caroline Kennedy
Ok, so you can put your hankies away and groan at these terrible jokes:
What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A puddle.
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite
What do you get if you cross a duck and some holly? A Christmas Quacker
Did you get any of these books in your stocking?
The Art of Kissing by Miss L Toe
Winning at Charades by Vic Tree
Guessing your Presents by P King
Bad Gifts by M.T. Box
How to get a Great Present by B Good
101 Cures for Indigestion by Ivor Pain
Sledging for Beginners by I.C. Bottom
Make your parents get what you want by Ruth Lesschild
Brilliant!
I'm wondering how many got a battery powered tin opener (ok, an essential now for me, due to bad hands)!! And, lovingly presented along with After eights in a Tesco bag? 
That's an erm... interesting gift combination, sparkling! (I'm sure the tin opener will come in useful once you've worked out how to use it 
)
What a wonderful prezzie!
A little quote for you all:
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. Garrison Keillor
Well I've had a lovely New Year...
My very almost 18 year old worked out how to work the tin opener this evening!
Aha only a short step to him cooking, sparkling!
He enjoys cooking, so long as its out the freezer, so rather lucky there 
Ah that's good then, I always think it's helpful if our youngsters start to get some life skills, it always amazes me when I watch something like Big Brother and an 18 year old goes on and they have never ever done anything for themselves, mind you this is from someone that started training them very young, heh heh
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!